Today's Recipe
How To Make Pancakes


First, gather the necessary ingrediants


Mix ingrediants together in appropriate way



Now becareful......

Turning stove on........greasing the girddle....becareful of innuendo.....pour batter

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, now the hard part....Mr. Hand must be patient.


Mr. Hand Decides to go for a drive

Suddenly he spots Fearless Pierre.

The two of them have an idea. Fearless and Mr. Hand decide to pretend they're in one of those buddy cop type action movies.

Mr. Hand insists he should be the funny wise cracking black officer.
Pierre decides he should be the straight white guy, but insists on showing around his mighty sword.


Suddenly Pierre makes a very French joke involving pancakes.

Pierre says: "I like-ah-da-pancakes-they make-ah-me go tooty my fruity."

(Though Mr. Hand does not understand French humor he has a sudden sinking feeling) Oh Crap!!!!!


Back at the stove: Fearless makes another very French joke involving pancakes.

Pierre says: "She-ah-no-ah smells-ah-to good much-ah-like your mother's breath"


Deep down, Mr. Hand knows knows how Fearless has been doing a lot of soul searching lately, he also knows sometimes the French are a little weird. But no one insults Mr. Hand's mother, or her stinky breath.

Mr. Hand gets a naughty idea.

Pierre: AHHHHHH! Not again!

Mmmm Mmmmm Pierre pancakes......


As the french might say "Bon appetite!"

Poor Pierre.

-End